This is my life. Each misadventure earning legendary status.
How often will I add to my collection and how many do I have?
I’ll be adding new stories every week—I’ve had more misadventures than I can count. Most of them I never imagined would turn into legends. Over time, I’ve learned to hope for the best but always expect the worst.
They are all true.
A misadventure’s legacy whispers not of failure, but of the soul that endured to tell it.
– KrakenSmash
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But no, but yeah, but no, but yeah...
Do at your own risk. You could become my next legendary misadventure.
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